Girls Who Swear

Swearing is not something i generally condone. I will admit, we are all prone to dropping something from time to time when we leave umbrellas at home, realise what we just said or watch the Sharks run in their seventeenth try against the hapless Panthers. But in the end, i think most people should have better things to say.

Females swearing is usually an extreme turn off. you know the type. repellent. uneducated. winnie blues. they string swears together with the ease of Snoop Dogg and generally have the whining, screeching tone of someone trying to play a violin with a cat. they stalk the western lines & other train stations making people uncomfortable and living up to stereotypes and generalisations.

But then you have the anomalies. there is very little in life i love more than an anomaly. it is like a present wrapped in a surprise. the anomalies that i am leading to here are the girls who swear and make it sound F****** attractive. it becomes a turn on. it just sounds so damn good! before i met a girl like this i never used to swear. i was one of those saying "oh darn" or "shoot" or even "goodness me" like a 60 year old golfer. but when someone else made it sound so amazingly attractive and fun what hope did i have? my theory is it has something to do with private girls schools where the mother of Alison Ashley, standing in front fo a class gets up and says "repeat after me and please pronunciate - 'shit' ...no no Gloriana Straffle-Horsefeather! You sound like you are from the back of Bourke!"

I am a little worried, with my addiction to falling in love, that i am currently standing little hope against a new serene swearer that has entered my life. this cussy hussey has no clue what she may be getting herself in to.

don't they know people write songs (and blogs!) about girls like these? the ones who make the bad seem good. the ones that rebel, but look, and sound, absolutely gorgeous doing it.